
Sometimes you just need to clear your head... by hiking solo up Mt. Rainier and locking eyes with an 8-foot, emotionally unavailable cryptid. This shirt is for the overthinkers, the emotionally exhausted, and anyone who's yelled "I'M FINE!" at a tree stump they mistook for Bigfoot.
Wear it on your next trek, or just around town when you want people to know you're outdoorsy—but also emotionally unstable in a charming way. Perfect gift for hikers, Pacific Northwest wanderers, cryptid chasers, and anyone currently ghosting their therapist.
Direct from Artist Savingsm Sale: Because Nothing Says "Impulse Purchase" Like Mild Cryptid Panic Listen... you’ve been thinking about it. Solo hiking, emotionally questionable decisions, and the off-chance of running into Bigfoot while ugly crying on Mt. Rainier. Why not wear a shirt that says all that—without saying all that?
Price cuts out the middleman (because let's be real, you love a discount almost as much as you love bad ideas in the wilderness). ✨ Buy now, embrace the chaos, and get ready to confuse strangers and cryptids alike.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product Features (Because Emotional Stability is Optional): Shoulder tape = Stability. Unlike your mental health at 8,000 feet. Seamless design = Smooth look for your “totally fine, thanks for asking” aesthetic. Elastic ribbed collar = Keeps its shape, even when you don’t. Strong fabric = Holds up to dramatic trail breakdowns and chance cryptid encounters. Medium weight = Cozy enough for emotional spirals year-round.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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