
Sarcasm in Bag Form: Personalized Tote for Surviving Halloween. Or at least carry your emotional support snacks while trying. This snarky tote is printed front and back, roomy enough for all your questionable life choices (or composition books)
✨ Features: 100% polyester (because life’s messy) Reinforced handles for heavy loads (like your emotional baggage) Spacious boxed corners = room for snacks, notebooks, and regrets Three handle colors to match your mood Matching tee available (because obviously)
💀 Care: Pretreat stains, gentle wash, air dry. Or just don’t spill your pumpkin spice latte.
🖤 For People Pretending They Have It Together. Shop small. Support snark.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
100% Polyester body
Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
Seamless thread color
Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems
Reinforced stitching on handles
A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Boxed corners
Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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