Smells Like I'm the One Your Mom Warned You About Tee, Intro Sale, Proposition Tee Plus Size, Candle Shirt Combo. Introductory SALE
Smells Like I'm the One Your Mom Warned You About" Tee – Because Red Flags Look Better in Black You asked for subtlety? Keep walking. Introducing the shirt that says exactly what you were gonna say after two drinks anyway: Wear the Shirt:
👕 Black as your soul… or at least your mascara smudges after midnight, and because Red Flags Look Better in Black. 👀 White letters loud enough to compete with your bad decisions and questionable taste in people
🔥 Ideal for first dates, Tinder regrets, or just stomping through Target like you own the place Light the Candle (Optional Chaos Bonus): 🕯️ Let the air reek of overconfidence and spice 🌹 Scent notes: Seductive woods, warm spices, and the lingering audacity of your latest situationship
Perfect for: ✔️ Date nights where you probably won’t text back ✔️ Awkward morning-after selfies you’ll pretend were “candid” ✔️ Gifting your single friends as a chaotic little dare ✔️ Standing alone at the bar like the misunderstood main character you are
🖤 Shirt Features (Yes, It’s Actually Wearable): Shoulder tape: Built tougher than your emotional walls Seamless design: Smooth… unlike your ex Elastic ribbed collar: Keeps its shape, unlike your weekend plans Strong, smooth fabric: Stays bold even after multiple laundry sessions and bad ideas Medium weight: Not too heavy, not too light… kinda like your emotional baggage
🖤 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (because let’s be real, you’re hot enough) Tumble dry low (like your standards lately) No ironing (who even does that?) No dry cleaning (this isn’t a corporate job interview)
✨ Intro Price ends (Because chaos waits for no one) 💸 Full price after that… because thirst traps don’t fund themselves
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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