💋 Ask Me for Marital Advice Tee | Funny Women’s Softstyle Shirt | Sarcastic Wife Shirt | Cheeky Relationship Humor Tee
Marriage isn’t perfect, but my sense of humor is. This shirt: flirty, snarky, and a public service announcement that your husband better kiss you goodbye — or else.
Personalization available, or not.Â
Marriage: the wild ride nobody warned us about (or maybe they did, but we didn’t listen). Enter this soft, sassy tee: Ask me for marital advice. Spoiler — my “advice” involves petty revenge and dirty laundry. Literally.
Perfect for Gen X queens who remember when snark wasn’t “toxic” — it was survival. Whether you’re brunching with besties, grabbing coffee solo, or plotting world domination in yoga pants, this tee says what we’re all thinking: marriage is basically improv with laundry.
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Product Features:
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Soft, lightweight cotton/poly blend — hugs your sarcasm without clinging.
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Durable seams for withstanding side-eye and spin cycles.
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Available in “flirty” colors like pinks, peaches, and neutrals — all moods covered.
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Women’s fit with enough stretch to handle brunch mimosa bloat.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like his affection some mornings).
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Tumble dry low (like your tolerance for mansplaining).
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No ironing (wrinkles = character).
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ÂÂ S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 17.00 19.00 21.00 23.00 25.00 27.00 Length, in 25.50 26.00 27.00 28.00 28.50 29.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 13.75 14.50 15.25 16.25 17.00 18.00
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold the shirt's shape longer and lend it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium.
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