Smells Like You Shouldn't Text Them, But You Will Anyway, Bad Decisions Goth T-Shirt, College Life, Relaxing at Home, Back To School
For people who know better… but also absolutely don’t. Introducing the "Smells Like You Shouldn’t Text Them... But You Will Anyway" tee. Because nothing says self-awareness with a side of chaos like wearing your poor life choices in bold white lettering.
Perfect for: 📱 Staring at your phone at midnight 💬 Typing... deleting... typing again 🥀 Making mistakes that smell like bad decisions and broken boundaries This shirt is black, because of course it is. The lettering? White, like the pale ghost of your dignity after that third "You up?" text.
🖤 Product Features (Because at Least Your Shirt Has Boundaries): Shoulder tape: For structural support while your willpower crumbles Seamless design: Clean lines... unlike your decision-making process Elastic ribbed collar: Stays in shape longer than your texting resolve Smooth, strong fabric: So your regret prints sharp and bold Medium weight: Year-round comfort for year-round bad ideas 🖤
Care Instructions (Because Emotional Labor Is Enough Work Already): Machine wash cold (to match your emotional availability) Tumble dry low (like your standards) No ironing (you’ve done enough damage) No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy) Non-chlorine bleach only (when needed... like therapy)
🕯️ Candle Cross-Sell (Because Why Stop at One Bad Choice?): Want to complete the vibe? Grab the matching soy candle: "Smells Like You Shouldn’t Text Them" – Notes of Poor Impulse Control and Emotional Chaos. Perfect for setting the mood… or setting yourself up for disaster.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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