Snarky T-Shirt, Kept Alive By Caffeine and Books, Made to Order Gothic Humor Shirt, Dark Academia, College Student Gift, Back to School Apparel,
Because emotional stability is a myth… but caffeine? That’s real. Introducing your new go-to outfit for crying in the library, doom-scrolling between lectures, and making questionable life decisions at 2AM. This "Kept Alive By Caffeine and Books" shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a whole personality disorder wrapped in cotton and sarcasm. Perfect for those embracing: ✔️ Dark academia vibes ✔️ Goth-lite school aesthetic ✔️ Academic burnout ✔️ The "I’m fine. Really." look ✔️ Late-night breakdowns and early morning regrets
Product Features (Because Emotional Stability is Optional): Shoulder tape = Stability. Unlike your mental health at 8,000 feet (or finals week). Seamless design = Smooth look for your “totally fine, thanks for asking” aesthetic. Elastic ribbed collar = Keeps its shape, even when you don’t. Strong fabric = Durable enough for dramatic trail breakdowns and chance cryptid encounters (or just bad group projects). Medium weight = Cozy enough for emotional spirals year-round.
Care Instructions (Because We Know You’ll Forget Anyway): 🖤 Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) 🖤 Non-chlorine bleach if necessary (because accidents happen) 🖤 Tumble dry low (or just drape it over a chair forever, we get it) 🖤 Do not iron (too much effort) 🖤 Do not dry clean (too fancy for your mood) In short: If you’re gonna spiral… at least look good doing it.
This is my direct artist pricing — simple, fast, and affordable.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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