Witch Please Howling Caffeinated Candle, Feral Chaotic Humor

$15.64

Scents: Apple Harvest

Size: 9oz

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A soy-wax jar candle with a cheeky, feral-edge illustration and bold text that taps into chaotic-quirky burnout humor. The artwork pairs a snarling, caffeine-fueled creature with punchy, meme-ready lettering—a tongue-in-cheek nod to independence and messy modern life. Choose from gritty, acid-bright label accents and twelve scent options (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, White Sage + Lavender, Sea Salt + Orchid, Peppered Passionfruit, Atlantis Whisper, Clean Cotton, Christmas Warmth, and Unscented) to match the mood: cozy spice, tropical tang, fresh linen, or oceany musk. This candle suits shoppers drawn to irreverent, Gen Z/millennial humor and “feral” aesthetics who want a little chaotic relief in their living space. It works as an everyday desk or bedside accent for people who appreciate sharp, text-first designs and a wink of unpolished authenticity. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, glass jar - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Eco-friendly and non-toxic: vegan, no lead/plastics/parabens/synthetic dyes/phthalates - Reusable glass vessel that cleans for later use - Choose from 12 aromatic scents (all scents share the same wax color) Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Eco-friendly and non-toxic

This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

Reusable glass vessel

This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor

Apple Harvest scent

Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Cinnamon Vanilla scent

Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam

Clean Cotton scent

Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Sea Salt + Orchid scent

Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

Atlantis Whisper

Scent profile includes salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city's timeless allure

Christmas Warmth

Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down

Peppered Passionfruit

Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood

Unscented

Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents

White Sage + Lavender scent

Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. .

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