Vintage 50's Housewife T-Shirt — "It's Fine. I’m Fine. It’s Going to Be Fine." Retro Dark Humor Tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a wink and a little edge. The vintage-inspired illustration of a smiling housewife holding a knife is drawn with bright, retro colors and sits above a curved, hand-lettered line: “it’s fine. i’m fine. it’s going to be fine.” The heavyweight, soft-washed cotton feels substantial yet broken-in from the first wear, with a roomy cut that layers easily over hoodies or stands on its own. Wear it when you want to lean into dark humor, when you need an ironic pick-me-up, or when you’re heading to a low-key hang with friends who appreciate offbeat, tongue-in-cheek art. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this tee will stay true wash after wash — the distressed dye and robust fabric only get better with time.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular construction (no side seams) and double-needle stitching
- Size range S–4XL (select partners) and color options; sewn-in label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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