Crime Scene Tape T‑Shirt — "don't talk to me, they're about to confess" Graphic Tee Detective Book and Reality TV Lovers
Soft, heavyweight cotton that feels lived-in from the first wear, this garment-dyed tee carries a darkly playful design: jagged crime-scene tape layered over bold, handwritten numbers and the phrase “don’t talk to me / they’re about to confess.” It reads like a private joke for lovers of true crime and dry humor — a quiet, slightly confrontational piece that slides easily into everyday life. Wear it on long drives home from late-night cases, to podcast nights with friends, or when you want your shirt to do the talking while you listen. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton make it comfortable for daylong wear; garment-dyed color and double-needle stitching keep it soft and durable wash after wash.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft from garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, worn-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and relaxed fit — comfortable, less waste
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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