
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings playful macabre humor to everyday wear. A cheeky vampire nurse—syringe raised, bats fluttering—grins from the chest with the slogan “I LOVE MY JOB.” The soft, lived-in dye and relaxed fit make the shirt feel worn-in from the first wear, while sturdy double-needle stitching and tubular construction keep it durable and low-fuss. It sits easily in a casual wardrobe: layered under a flannel, worn with denim, or shown off at a themed night out. The design speaks to folks who celebrate dark whimsy and tongue-in-cheek medical humor, turning a simple tee into a conversation starter that’s both comfortable and characterful.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with sewn-in label for clean silhouette.
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability.
- Sizes S–4XL and available in colors; relaxed fit for casual layering.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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